sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

octemberfirst:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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